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Office of Pursuit Records · Standing Offer

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Standing Offer

You're offered
$50,000,000

Tax-free. Irrevocable. One catch: a tortoise is coming, and it won't stop until it reaches you.

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Global Tracking Status

Subjects Enrolled9

Alive7

Terminated2

Sum Under Management$350,000,000

Total Tortoise Advance44,967.08 km

Find a Pursuit

9 subjects


SUBJECT-000002	James ‘BIG DAWG’ Jimmy Watters	Baby Kapish	Terminated
SUBJECT-000003	Sneaky Sofie	Gordita	Alive
SUBJECT-000004	Big Dawg 2	Manolo	Terminated
SUBJECT-000005	Cosmic tortoise	Cosmo	Alive
SUBJECT-000006	Just Ben	Big Dave	Alive
SUBJECT-000007	G-Force	Rabbit	Alive
SUBJECT-000008	Celine Dion	—	Alive
SUBJECT-000009	G-Force	—	Alive
SUBJECT-000010	Caz	Gereldine	Alive

Global Pursuit Globe

7 active

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Nearest Death

#	Subject	Designation	Distance
1	SUBJECT-000010	Caz	335.23 km
2	SUBJECT-000009	G-Force	895.92 km
3	SUBJECT-000008	Celine Dion	1,599.12 km
4	SUBJECT-000003	Sneaky Sofie	5,546.60 km

Terms of the Offer

I.$50,000,000 is deposited, tax-free and irrevocable.
II.A tortoise is dispatched from the secret lab on South Sandwich Island. It takes transport on land, ships across oceans, and never rests. It will not board aircraft.
III.Come within one metre and you are terminated. The money vanishes.
IV.Report your position any time to redirect the tortoise. Distance covered is never refunded.

Longest Survivor

#	Subject	Designation	Days
1	SUBJECT-000003	Sneaky Sofie	43
2	SUBJECT-000005	Cosmic tortoise	41
3	SUBJECT-000006	Just Ben	41
4	SUBJECT-000007	G-Force	38
5	SUBJECT-000008	Celine Dion	32
6	SUBJECT-000009	G-Force	30
7	SUBJECT-000010	Caz	24